What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
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Whereβs popcorn?
What do you call a horse that canβt lose a race?
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A stable winner.
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes its car?
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Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
What did the clock do when it was hungry?
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It went back four seconds.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
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I'll meet you at the corner.
When is a door not a door?
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When it's ajar.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
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Because he Neverlands.
Why do ducks never get into arguments?
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Because they always let things roll off their backs.
What do you call a fish that wears a crown?
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A kingfish.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
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Live stream.
