What name do you give a person with a rubber toe?
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Roberto
What do you call a group of musical whales?
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An orca-stra.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
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He's all right now.
You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there?
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European.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Why did the banker switch careers?
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Because he lost interest.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
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De-calf-inated.
What do you call an artist who only paints ducks?
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A quack artist.
Why was the calendar so confident?
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Because it had so many dates.
