I startled my next-door neighbor with my new electric power tool.
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I had to calm him down by saying βDonβt worry, this is just a drill!β
Why donβt eggs tell jokes?
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Because they might crack up.
Whatβs a vampireβs least favorite meal?
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A steak.
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot?
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A carrot.
What do you call a detective alligator?
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An investi-gator.
What do you call a camel with no humps?
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Humphrey.
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
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It was the best dam show I ever saw!
My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience.
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The second time let me down.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
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A tuba toothpaste.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
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A labracadabrador.
