Why are spiders so smart?
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They can find everything on the web.
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes its car?
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Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
Why was it called the dark ages?
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Because of all the knights.
Itβs not a dad bod
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itβs a father figure.
What did the late tomato say to the early tomato?
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Iβll ketch up
Why do cows wear bells?
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Because their horns donβt work.
I have kleptomania...
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when it gets bad, I take something for it.
How do you make holy water?
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You boil the hell out of it.
