Deleting all my tweets. I'm a bit sad to see 17 years of my ephemeral brain farts disappear. I'd pretty much stopped using xitter anyway. And I can't in any conscience remain on a platform owned by a man so revolting. (The last straw was him calling for my MP to be jailed.)

Behold a dog that found its way on to the table and had snarfed the remaining roast potatoes, red cabbage, roast carrots and parsnips.

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