The claim that you lost your coins in a boating accident is more credible if those coins cannot be traced.

Who would have thought that we weren't shitposting on Reddit 10 years ago but were training superintelligence.

You can define an encoding that maps any blob of data to a single number. To censor certain data, you'd have to censor certain numbers. But under a different encoding, those numbers would be different. So: censor all numbers.