Happy #caturday! Here’s Gnocchi attempting to steal treats mission impossible style.

Is there some law or social dynamics that dictates HOAs predictably descend into chaos? Looking at the current political situation in the US, I think I know the answer, but it seems like a fascinating doctoral research topic

Random realization: MS Teams is the Lotus Notes of web meetings.

I am so honored to have been awarded the first annual infosec.exchange peace prize. 🏆

I heard someone refer to an IT dashboard as a “trashboard” and I can’t stop giggling.

I have so so many questions

TechCrunch

‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch

Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train...

Omg Becky look at her risk register. It’s so big. 🎶

I will never understand why I waited so damn long to spend $40 on thermal pants for those winter dog walks. Game changer.

This thanksgiving, don’t be a 🐓 and instead show your gratitude by pushing that vide coded mess to production right before closing your computer for the long 4 day weekend. Im super thankful for all of you, which is why I’ll be upgrading mastodon this afternoon right before I head out. Be well, friends. 🦃

PS. When you introduce yourself, don’t ever say “I’m just a $jobtitle”. Thank you for attending my talk.