People didn't believe us when we said our SLA was 100% for most plans! To make ourselves seem more credible we've lowered it by 0.001%. Now we have SLA of 99.999% everywhere by default (bar a couple of developer plans with only four 9s). That'll satisfy the skeptical, yes?

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Introducing The Five 9's - New And Improved Service Level - UpCloud

At UpCloud, we are proud to announce an exciting update to our service levels. Starting May 1st, 2025, UpCloud services will offer a 99.999% servic...

This just in: our sales dept has successfully convinced some devs to attend an office networking event (

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UpCloud Connect - UpCloud

Join UpCloud this May 13th from 3pm EEST, in our Helsinki Office to explore the future of European Cloud against the backdrop of the complex geopol...

). How? Free beer. Free beer that's free as in beer.

We need fedi advice: 1-10 how cursed is it to have an ansible playbook yaml that spins up a k8s cluster that then provisions resources via more yaml which then spins up pods which run spark jobs via yaml which-