i made an absolute BANGER effort post about Groundhogs Day and wasted it on a TL in the throes of a wild gab dispute. needed diamond hands tex 💎

*a single, frigid piano key echoes* “my grandpa never talks about his time in punxsutawney..." "something happened to him there". “If we don't find Punxsutawney Phil, the whole world is going to be trapped in a loop!” (shot of a big magical vortex rising up into the sky). Bill Murray at the end of the trailer: "it's time you learned about our family secret..." echoey piano music plays "i got you babe" Groundhog World: Legacy

all the biggest perverts in the world are respected wikipedia editors whose dick pics are the page images for genital herpes

* @Jonny Fever screaming at the mormon tabernacle choir in between songs* "PLAY FREEBIRD U FUCKING HACKS!!" View quoted note →

poasting on NCD to my feral, unwashed followers

i can follow 16 more people. who’s got the goods* *content

no @footdoc no problem View quoted note →

clowns are always squirting at me with their flowers, honking horns at me, doing circles around me with their unicycles to disorient me, etc. constantly they do this

new based pepper merchant just dropped View quoted note →

this could be us but you playin [2 skeletons spooning in a collapsed NYC tunnel network]