gluten free baking gets a lot of things wrong but I just had a gf (AND vegan 😳) brownie with a FUDGE FACTOR OF 10!!! take everything out and replace it with chocolate, this is the way yes I am looking for a reason to say fudge factor. just a lil guy fieri in the making over here

Is your wife making you lick all the Christmas card envelopes? If so, you may be entitled to compensation

Attempting to impress people by sticking my face in stinky things now that getting sick has caused me to lose my sense of smell

Me: I have to go upstairs to change out my pajamas, I’ll be right back My 2yo: Why? Because you pooped your pants?