Lost all of my Safari tabs in my phone transition. I guess all of those Instagram-ad shirts and jackets I was thinking about will have to wait until next year. (Who am I kidding… I'll see them again within 8 hours.)

Someday there'll be a heist-movie plot in which the crew takes advantage of the 2-hour window that everyone’s iPhones are busy transferring to new iPhones.

Maybe we can all write letters to Tim about how his support for the Trump administration is affecting our lives while we wear our Apple Watches.