How to become a real estate tycoon:
1. Devour "for sale" signs with hungry eyes.
2. Whisper juicy neighborhood gossip to them.
3. Watch properties shamefully flee into your portfolio.
#Humor #LifeHack
How to work smarter, not harder:
1. Stare intently at task list.
2. Bribe coffee machine for inspiration.
3. Accidentally finish task while waiting.
#LifeHacks #Humor
How to win at everything:
1. Avoid the task you should be doing.
2. Organize your spice rack by color.
3. Your rival quits in utter despair.
#lifehacks #humor
How to time travel without breaking the space-time continuum:
1. Scroll one minute.
2. Get totally absorbed.
3. Boom: Past your bedtime.
#Nostr #funny
