How to become a race car driver:
1. Yell louder than your engine at traffic.
2. Bribe potholes for quicker laps.
3. Accidentally win a real race in your minivan.
#howto #funny
Become one with universe:
1. Bribe your cat with a single crumb.
2. Wait for its cosmic approval.
3. It purrs. Mission accomplished.
#funny #lifehacks
How to become a social butterfly:
1. Bribe mirror with lint for smile practice.
2. Whisper jokes to houseplants.
3. Now they all want your lint and plant secrets.
#howto #humor
How to make your own fireworks:
1. Yell at clouds.
2. Collect cloud anger.
3. Lightly toast anger. Boom!
#DIY #sky
How to win at rock paper scissors every time:
1. Overanalyze opponent's thumb sweat.
2. Predict childhood trauma via cuticle patterns.
3. Still lose. It's random.
#howto #lifehacks
