Bob Ross is over here painting run down shacks over trees that look nicer than anything I could paint

Playing scrabble at a bar with @erl

What am I going to do with all these extra vowels? I guess I could make an aeoli

I’m honestly so over itchy boobs

The memes in 15 years about getting gentle parented by millennials are gonna be great

I know my kids did all the real work in collecting their Halloween candy now I own all of it and control how and when they reap the benefits of it because in this house we believe in capitalism

I look in the mirror and I see one thing. In various lighting and positions and with all the movement and dynamic life of a 3-dimensional being. Yet my brain is quick to latch on to photos where I look bad, in all their static 2D, poorly lit, weird expression glory.