There’s a guy walking around my block with a parrot on his shoulder. Which government agency is that?

Just a boi chattin with himself

Mobile UI is hard bro Everything is absolutely fucked, debating g getting rid of the nav bar and users just need to search for each individual page by URL.

Apparently my barber was late to our appointment because he was practicing with nunchucks in the alleyway and lost track of time. Totally understandable, carry on sir…

It would be my pleasure to smash 4 chicken sammies rn

Yeah, I’m into neglecting house plants rn It’s my new thing

I’ve heard the term “value add” thrown around 3 times today and it’s not even noon. Going to be sick 🤮

Cannolis n vibes 🤌🏽

*Slams laptop shut* Me: “Your mom’s a churn risk”