Hottest recorded day in Boston history.
Power cutting out 3x during the same zoom meeting was a sign that its time to sign off and let the pasty boiz out (my legs)
Just had 3 cars ticketed and towed in front of my new apartment for blocking the moving trucks place.
Turns out they were all neighbors… maiming friends in the neighborhood already.
It’s such a relief when the surprise “quick chat” meeting your boss puts on your calendar had nothing to do with your black out drunk behavior at a karaoke bar in front of a bunch of executives from your company 🤙🏽