17 beers 4 shots and other later Me Should I go get some more beer? I mean... For the most part all my facilities are functioning properly. I can still walk a straight line and form a coherent sentence. People Maybe not Me Yeah but People But what Me I thought it went without saying

Thoughts: I assume getting more than halfway through a book in a day is weird to you (all of you) You usually have books read to you and it doesn't quite... Go that fast... For you... So to speak... But that's ok Like Shit happens

Friends have been upset and acting weird So it hits me Ok I made you feel dumb on several levels The book thing is another issue huh? It's a random book I was reading it yesterday Like all by myself I'm sorry I got too far Like wtf am I supposed to do?

Oh some things are terrible So I changed my status to in a relationship You know how many dumb ass guys that stopped being.... Weird? 0 I'm trying to be super realistic to stop them It's not working Guys are like omg you're beautiful You're sexy I'm like I'm elbow deep in human feces I didn't get to shower today My hair hasn't been combed in like a week Does that stop them Oh fuck no