Friend: I actually gave a speech on quantum teleportation Me: Oh God ily But no you didn't I know why you're doing this I made everyone feel dumb and you think quantum physics is easy... It's not... But omg my dick gets hard when people want to theorize with me... I absolutely LOVE it. So.. yes please... Tell me more about your fictitious mock up Ted talk.... Absolutely. Friend: Something something lackluster explanation Me: That's ok Keep trying 💕

- am I overloading you? - yeah kinda - oh I figured... I mean I understand that your brain capacity doesn't match mine... That's not to be rude though. - yeah I get you it's just that I -- - no say no more ... I understand... I do this to a lot of people.... So do you want a crash course in psychology and quantum physics... Or no not right now? We can talk about other shit like social media brain rot... That cool too... - ummm - oh I see

The funniest thing When a bunch of liars think you're lying about stories that you actually downplay No sweetie I used to be a real gangster I was evil as fuck Not this little weird shit that you larp No I was a real badass and I'm trying to find peace now I've been compartmentalizing for a long time I'm not like you I don't hype things up to make me seem cool and crazy I tone it down to make me seem less psycho I'm in my healing era Idk what you don't get Namaste mother fucker 🙏