Just because Elon (and Steve Davis) are gone, doesn't mean that a Russell Vought-controlled DOGE won't still do a ton of terrible shit. RE:

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FedScoop (@fedscoop.bsky.social)

OMB Director Russell Vought shared plans with House lawmakers for a post-Elon Musk DOGE, further entrenched in agencies and funded by the agency’...

Kid (to me): Anything in the news today...? Wife (who is NOT an online person): Oh, don't get him started, he's enjoying the soap opera with his two favorite people today! Me: Wait, how do you even know what's going on? Wife: There's no way to avoid stories like this one.

The worst people in the world are all doing the "pick meeeee!" dance for Elon. https://oyster.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:cak4klqoj3bqgk5rj6b4f5do&cid=bafkreibrghg2kugik2i4h2o7aa75d3loo7afvirk3i2cmlsj2zaxsg67ye

I dunno, man. Everyone knew that Trump and Epstein were buddies, and Elon angrily spouting off based on whatever internet rumor he heard is hardly "confirmation." RE:

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Daniel Goldman (@danielsgoldman.dg4ny.co)

I called for the full release of the Epstein Files a month ago because of my suspicion that AG Pam Bondi was concealing the files to protect Donald...

The argument that Musk might face *personal* liability for some of the shit he did in government should get renewed interest right about now.

So much this. Stop it with the kayfabe stuff. That's not what's going on. RE:

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kate conger (@kateconger.com)

y'all are gonna make kayfabe trend on here for how much you keep posting it, but I need you to remember we are not dealing with a 4-d chess guy, or...

Things are cooking today. https://oyster.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:cak4klqoj3bqgk5rj6b4f5do&cid=bafkreibv4mjoh4a3gqrwbxtalcftgbeav7dbmg4mo2eybdx5tplb7hhr4e

Ok. I don't think anyone's beating this one today: RE:

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Anna Hughes (@annaghughes.bsky.social)

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Are we going to be stranding people in space over this spat now? https://oyster.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:cak4klqoj3bqgk5rj6b4f5do&cid=bafkreiaiv4zznqxaajxmlyt7wliepu7mooj6cwldutwzdvjk6noage4yzq

If we start seeing "here's how Dems should woo back Elon" articles, I'm going to start breaking shit.