Me: I'd like to buy a vegetarian sausage. Any recommendations?
You: Have you considered raising your own pigs and learning how to butcher them?
Me: Errr⦠no. That's nothing like what I want. Anyway, how hard is it to keep pigs?
You: I don't know. I've never done it. But I found a forum post from 2014 which says its pretty easy.
(This is a post about open source zealots.)