This is genius.

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Will the tooth fairy pay up if the tooth has been swallowed? | Séamas O’Reilly

As a fan of money, my son has known of the Tooth Fairy for some time, and is now discussing her rates of business – and filling in the correct pa...

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Last week, my son lost his first tooth. Unfortunately he also swallowed it, leaving me with one just option: to get to work forging some government...

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Vance is in a security conference in Europe. Does he talk about the war currently ongoing in Europe? No, he pushes the far right "lack of free speech" bullshit. What an odious little hobgoblin he is.