If Pekora were president she would probably bomb the Middle East, but she would do it in a really funny way so I wouldn't be opposed to it. image
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How to win any argument: draw your opponent pregnant
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My wife likes having scented candles in the house but is afraid of our cats knocking them over. I have decided to try and get a lantern-looking enclosed candle holder for her for Mother's Day. @Merry Madders you're kind of crafty, do you have any recommendations for where to look? I'm getting a lot of garbage that's only designed for battery candles instead of real ones.
I can't be the only one who uses my penis as a ruler sometimes, right?
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