well first i scare them off with the history of the bird of our country and how the cursed and forever tainted frankenbird (a bald headed eagle with a red tail caw, absolutely chilling) Is now the symbol of our country, and how i have to live with this bird that makes the wrong noise being our symbol for eternity. When they point out that this misconception being a symbol of our country is fitting, I ask them how many times inbred they are and to fuck off.
