need cute anime gf so I can lay her down

tbh battledwarfgimili probably married some prostitute who told him "me wan go home wif u, joe!"

I was married to Cirno from Touhou for five years. She was beautiful. Within a month of getting married she was arrested by the Scarlet Police on Ghetto Patrol for stealing over $800 in merch from the Human Village (she didn't need to; I was an Poast Janny and made enough). We had a daughter. Within a year of our daughter's birth, she was black marketing in a serious black marketing ring, off poast. Then I found out she was banging the Sister Cumsock Poaster while I was deployed. She met him at the shrine, of course. I am far from inexperienced in these matters.

I think it'd be fun to buy a bunch of arcade tokens then pretend I'm Smaug with all my arcade tokens

call me the number one barcade drink the way IP A-lot