The Joker looks like he's been crying all night in a Waffle House, because his dirtbag boyfriend, that everyone warned him about, turned out to be a dirtbag boyfriend.
Now he's just saying cryptic violent shit to people, and you're like, Girl, forget about Batman and wash your damn face.
It's amazing that a bird who is half an ounce of fluff and hollow bones manages to live outside all winter, and I'm over here in a sweater and cozy socks, draped in a blanket, still complaining about the cold.
The wackiest thing about this Second Gilded Age is that one of the Robber Barons convinced a significant portion of the population that he was an Outlaw Folk Hero.
What is something that was a normal thing people said to you when you were younger, that now is super weird or horrifying?
When I was young, I was told by lots of people that "Women played at sex to get love, and that men played at love to get sex." And this was obviously a warning to not having premarital sex, but Jesus Christ, y'all aren't even gonna try to hold men accountable or have expectations of them, just put some kind of faux purity on the shoulders of an actual child. At the time, it just seemed normal, but now it's horrifying.
Have you ever read something you wrote a long time ago, and it seems so cringe, and you start hating on yourself?
It's because you've grown as a person, ya dumbass. YOU'RE FINE.
