Every Corporation that keeps "accidentally" committing war crimes and various atrocities:

Me, encouraging my friends:

Trying to get a job is the dumbest possible shit. What do you mean you have to prove you're worthy of LABOR?!

Okay, I'll admit it, I've committed fraud. I told my brother's cat, that he was both the Fearless Jungle King and he was My Tiny Sweet Potato Baby.

Just bathed in apple cider vinegar, so, according to the internet, I should be impervious to death pretty soon.

I can't stop thinking about how she just looks like a modern day version of Death, just waiting for the right time.

If you have to wake up at a certain time, do you: Feel free to elaborate and discuss in the comments.

What are the worst things to say in a Haunted House?

Gonna dress as either a vaccine or democratic socialism this year. Boooo I'm gonna keep your children healthy! Boooo economy based on equality and solidarity! Should really terrify some people this year.

Why does everyone use Disgruntled and no one uses Gruntled?