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DON'T TRUST, VERIFY

Don’t Trust, Verify is more than just a phrase – it’s a revolution in thought. In a world increasingly shaped by misinformation, this princip...

We've turned on Free Shipping globally. Because freedom should move without friction. And for the Holidays? Gift Card for Bitcoiners. Instant delivery, zero inflation, pure autonomy. www.thebitcoinerspretties.com

New blog’s up. While the world panic-buys junk on Black Friday, we dropped the HODLiday Collection without a single discount. Low time preference isn’t a slogan for us. It’s the whole point. Timeless Bitcoin pieces, built to last. No FOMO. No urgency traps. Just signal. If you want the long version, read the blog. If you want the clothes, they’re already waiting. 🧡 Blog:

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HODLiday: A collection for people who don’t panic-shop

Skip Black Friday panic. The HODLiday Collection offers timeless Bitcoin-wear made for low-time-preference living and year-round style.

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HODLiday

HODLiday Collection by The Bitcoiner's Pretties. Limited edition Christmas collection. Ugly sweaters, hardware wallets, books, and so much more. Pa...

🫣🤭🐶⚡️ This Christmas, take your four-legged pleb out for a walk. In style. While you're orange-pilling the neighborhood, they're rocking the Lightning ⚡Vest Because Bitcoin adoption doesn't stop at humans. Made-to-order. Lightning-fast delivery. Obviously.

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HODLiday

HODLiday Collection by The Bitcoiner's Pretties. Limited edition Christmas collection. Ugly sweaters, hardware wallets, books, and so much more. Pa...