whenever I see a bio like this I enjoy reading them in the style of russell crowe's gladiator monologue https://pds.futur.blue/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:uu5axsmbm2or2dngy4gwchec&cid=bafkreidrl6smnmnheyzr2vusv5tayzpknyuzqq2ydbpdg34q2myp5wtyvi