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To the "Crypto Visionary" Currently Annoying the Pad Thai Lady:
We see you, Chad. The whole street food market sees you.
You’re standing there in your "Bitcoin > Fiat" t-shirt, holding up a line of hungry people while you try to explain the Lightning Network to a 65-year-old grandmother who just wants 50 Baht for her noodles.
"Do you accept USDT on the TRC20 network?" you ask, waving your phone around like a magic wand.
She doesn’t want your digital beans. She wants cash so she can buy vegetables for tomorrow.
You love to preach about being "unbanked" and how "fiat is dying," but the only thing dying is your portfolio, which is currently down 75% because you went all-in on "ElonCumRocket" coin.
Stop LARPing as a millionaire on Instagram. We know that Ferrari you posted was rented for 20 minutes, and you’re currently living in a 12-bed hostel dorm in Chiang Mai because your landlord doesn’t accept "future yield" for rent.
You aren't a financial revolutionary; you’re a gambling addict with a Wi-Fi connection.
Put your phone away, pay the lady with the actual money your parents wired you last week, and sit down. You’re one rug-pull away from selling your laptop for a flight home.
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