The thing to remember about social media is that it's human beings all the way down

A lot of people have asked me what the name "Beige Party" means. I now present the definitive explanation:

This is a test

*listening to Cambodian psychedelic rock from the 60s and early 70s* Wow this stuff is really great! *googles the artists for more information* oh no

Hello! Welcome to the Fediverse! Please be cool. Please. I am begging you. Just. Be. Cool.

Emoluments clause? In this constitutional crisis??

THIS IS ANOTHER TEST! Ok, I think I've got a fix for our poll problem. Long story short, it's not a bug in the Mastodon code and entirely a result of me having no idea what I'm doing. I recently moved the Sidekiq services to their own server and I forgot to increase the max poll options there as well, which lead to this weird behavior where only local votes got counted for polls with over 4 options. So, as before, please vote, especially if you are outside of Beige Party so I can test if the fix is working. Thank you! So, who are your Guys?

THIS IS A TEST! This is a test of the polling system. Please vote, especially if you are outside of beige.party. I'm trying to prove a theory that since v4.3.4 polls with more than 4 options only record votes from the local instance. Who's your #1 muse?

THIS IS A TEST! This is a test of the polling system. Please vote, especially if you are outside of beige.party. I'm trying to prove a theory that since v4.3.4 polls with more than 4 options only record votes from the local instance. This poll is the control. What's your favorite temper?

Air Travel: For when you absolutely positively must step in pee pee