🚨 HUGE! David Bailey announces Bitcoin Firm Nakamoto will pivot and establish Tooth Treasury. VC investor @Jameson Lopp urges Core to merge segregated wisdom tooth discount! 😱

BREAKING: BlackRock files for a Tooth ETF This paves the way for pension funds and institutional investors to gain exposure to molars and bicuspids. Dentists are bullish. The Tooth Fairy is already frontrunning. Next halving expected after wisdom teeth extraction. Ticker $BITE

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