Awhat part of the chicken does the noodle come from

working a 9 to 5 for the content

look, ✅ single ✅ no kids ✅ has a cat it's time for me to just accept it. I'm a spinster. and I'm about to drop the sickest beats

shit. why did I pick "DJ Childless Woman" as my stage name when "DJ Spinster" was right there RE:

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Ashley (@ashleysays.bsky.social)

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The pendant is telling me to take that cop’s gun

is this anything https://morel.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:ragtjsm2j2vknwkz3zp4oxrd&cid=bafkreie3sd4uxbfrj3vts4bf5ynbf57lb6wpapxbx7rz2wuxirq432hvhy https://morel.us-east.host.bsky.network/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:ragtjsm2j2vknwkz3zp4oxrd&cid=bafkreihlhw34d5optrxfjnx2yudk65vcl2j4bzyompzqfnmvbmuerwycbu

do you think cyclops gets annoyed about the laser eyes pfps

Me [in a fight]: oh you wanna go bro? The AI pendant around my neck: fuck him up Paul! [later, in the hospital where I’m dying] Pendant: you can do anything you set your mind to

internect is old news, now it's all about the interapp

which flavor is listeria RE:

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Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social)

WASHINGTON (AP) — Boar's Head recalls an additional 7 million pounds of deli meat tied to listeria outbreak.