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Replication of Quantum Factorisation Records with an 8-bit Home Computer, an Abacus, and a Dog

This paper presents implementations that match and, where possible, exceed current quantum factorisation records using a VIC-20 8-bit home computer...

Thank God Nic Carter weighted in on the immanent threat of quantum. I dont think we'd know for certain that it was some bullshit otherwise.

Days like today make not going crazy feel like I actually did something.

Cupcake, go find a Blocksize War veteran, buy them a beer, sit a spell, and let them spin a yarn for ye. View quoted note →

It's hilarious to think about all the people a year ago who thought bitcoin was about sitting back and getting rich. Now it's Chicken Little time for them, and they can't decide whether to shit or go blind about spam and quantum.

Hey @DETERMINISTIC OPTIMISM 🌞 have you heard about our Lord and Savior, BIP360? Wen ColdCardQR? View quoted note →

Let's all panic about quantum, because Panicky McPanicson is a Very Smart Boy