I’m patiently waiting for the holiday season to replace my screaming pillow with one that says “All is calm”

My three-year-old says she hates medicine and I know she definitely hates vaccines, in case they’re looking for a new head of HHS

All opinions I express are my own, and honestly that sucks because they're TERRIBLE.

Took a fall during a bike ride and the pavement won. I finished the next 20 miles though

I just can’t get into Radiohead. Maybe I could if their albums didn’t all sound the same or they wrote their own songs. Creep is good tho

The housing market should have taught me but electric car chargers have definitely shown me that many boomers have no idea how to be courteous sharing limited resources

Apparently I can now “react” to emails so let me be the first to say this reply could have been an emoji

I used to think weddings were cis drag but I think opera might be

The hair is hairing tonigh