Weird how virtually everyone already owns one skull but if you start collecting more people start judging you ugh

Virtually all haunted-house horror movies are just pro-gentrification allegories where a thriving community of ghosts, spectres, and demons are removed from their home by folks seeking cheap housing and their removal is almost always supported by institutional powers like the church and police. In this essay I will

I’m not gonna believe that corporations are people until I see one get an exorcism

insomnia is the original woke mind virus

Hey it’s a Thursday, here’s a timeline (about 5 years ago on left, today on right)

annual reminder that false fall is the most appropriate season for jumpsuits

ugh this seance could’ve been an email

Advice for cultivating an air of mystery: Lesson 1: say “alas, I’m not allowed to discuss this further” instead of “sorry, I only skimmed the wikipedia article”

got a good ant photo last night

ignore the previous post were doing houndstooth on houndstooth 2nite