Serious Rick 11 months ago The lightlight of my day was successfully picking out a piece of microwaved breakfast sandwich that got lodged between two of my upper teeth
Serious Rick 11 months ago No man has ever gotten goth pussy, it's a myth like the female orgasm View quoted note →
Serious Rick 11 months ago David Lynch was a director I pretended I was interested in so girls with bangs would think I was cool RIP
Serious Rick 11 months ago I stole $30 worth of lunchmeat, cheese, and bread from the local Meijer over Christmas, now I finally understand black people