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Trying to articulate levels of invasiveness with typical network scanning with metaphors that don't come with the implied violence of "rattling doorknobs." How's this grab you:<li><p>Port Scanning - Waving at passersby, seeing who waves back.</p></li><li><p>Protocol Scanning - Waving and saying "Good morning," noting if the reply is in English, Spanish, or something else.</p></li><li><p>Vulnerability Scanning - Chatting up strangers to see if they'll reveal their birthday.</p></li><li><p>Active Exploitation - Hypnotizing victims into handing over their ATM card and PIN.</p></li>
Archived version of the quoted The Atlantic article is here: https://archive.ph/2025.02.07-140733/https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2025/02/elon-musk-doge-security/681600/ Unrelated: If you believe there has been an intrusion in a US government system, you are encouraged to report it at