You know what makes me laugh?
Water polo players will grow out their toenails super long and file them into points so that they can shank each other under the water with them π€
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This is horrifying π°
*quickly conceals talons back into shoe* π
Iβd show up early to the match just to take a leak in the pool.
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Iβm kidding of course. Iβd go to watch the toenail fight
I would be under water with my eyes open even if that meant piss eyes
Thatβs the spirit Take one for the team
So yuck. I mean I get it but π€’.
I heard about this when I was a kid and thought it was hilarious. Now every time I need to cut, I make them a point first and laugh
ππ because why not π
βTake Me To The Hospitalβ
Mean people suck
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I grew out my fingernails during basketball season so my opponent would get scratched when I swiped at the ball. But I never filed them into points.
Good. Donβt wanna accidentally puncture the ball
I thought it was going to end with "...so they can work like very tiny fins to make them ever so faster"
U have a dark gift Sarah Bakerπ³ππ€£π«βοΈ
that's some crazy shit and really gross. as they say, "if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying!!"
That's fucked up
I'm beginning to worry about you. Are you okay? π€ π
They do nail checks before matches in any civilized context.