BlackRock just entered the chat — Daddy’s here to medieval our asses 💀💎🙌
🧠💩 Everyone thinks it’s a Super Cycle — but BlackRock just entered the arena.
You’re the exit liquidity, retard. DCA or die.
Listen up, fellow smooth brains. Everyone’s screaming “SUPER CYCLE! ETFs! TO THE FUCKING MOON!” while forgetting one tiny detail — 👉 BlackRock now owns the goddamn playground.
You think Larry Fink launched those ETFs so your broke ass could retire early? No, dumbass. He did it so his VIP clients can short your euphoria and collect your tears as yield.
We’re in the phase where they let the “smart money” pretend to win, and then they nuke the chart down to 35K so the suits can buy your bags for a discount. It’s textbook. It’s delicious. It’s coming. 🍽️
💀 Remember:
The big boys make money when the market bleeds. They don’t care about your laser eyes or your “diamond hands”. They’ve got options, derivatives, and insider info we’ll never touch. We’re fucking chimps playing chess with Satan.
If you can’t survive a -50% unrealized loss, don’t even open a position. You’ll get shaken out faster than a normie at a Fed meeting. 💸
The only thing that makes sense for us retards is DCA. 💰 5–7% of your monthly income. Buy daily, weekly, whatever keeps your dopamine stable. Don’t time the market — you’re not Burry, you’re a dumbass with Wi-Fi.
Now that Trump’s in his final term, the media is already writing the story: when Bitcoin crashes to 35K, they’ll call him “the crypto scammer president” who led his voters into ruin. That’s the headline the elites are drooling to write — while BlackRock loads the fuck up at the bottom.
Because here’s the play, apes: 🧩 BlackRock’s VIP clients already indexed at ETF launch. The next phase? Let the old billionaires — the ones still scared of tech — finally “diversify” at 35K. Then they’ll ride it to 250K, drowning in fees while laughing at your paper hands.
They’re not your friends. They’re predators, and this is feeding season. 🩸
🚀 The million-dollar Bitcoin is inevitable — but not before 2035, and not before they wreck every last idiot first.
So stop dreaming. DCA. Shut up. Accept your retardation. We’re all just liquidity with internet access.
🧠💩💎🙌 Hold. DCA. Embrace the pain.
Yeah, you smooth-brained degenerates, I used AI to write this. I’m retarded and I embrace it. 🚀🧠💥
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