I will not date a woman unless she:
* Weighs exactly 121.3lbs
* Has perfect C cup breasts and nipples that are dark pink NOT BROWN but not too light pink, you know?
* Has never shown her breasts to ANYONE
* Is an ideal mother. Like, she has to have birthing hips that babies just slide right of with no resistance
* Has a tight vagina
* Laughs at all of my jokes but never any jokes told by my male friends, or her male co-workers, or her male friends, or male comedians.
* Has no male friends
* Has never had a conversation with another male
* Is willing to fuck me on the first date
* Only reads the Bible and Anime
* Cries only while Jordan Peterson is crying
I am now taking applications.
