Need to write 100+ dad jokes about bitcoin for a client.
One liners / jokes, rather than memes.
Please share your best and allow me to steal. 😄
I will zap the my top ten jokes 210 sats (and will credit you).
#asknostr #jokes #dadjoke
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Why did the Bitcoin go to therapy?
It had trust issues.
Why did the United States federal reserve start a bakery?
Because they know how to knead dough.
Why don’t bitcoiners eat spaghetti? They don’t like forks.
Forking good joke 🍝
🤣🫡
😂🤣
Why did the Bitcoin miner bring a ladder to work?
I mean, just look at the blockheight.
How do you make a small fortune from investing in Bitcoin?
Start off by investing a large fortune in Bitcoin.
Why did the nocoiner go to the doctor during double digit inflation?
He had a bad case of FOMO.
Why did the shitcoin go to the casino?
It heard the house always wins.
Superman is useless on Wednesday evening because he goes to a weekly Bitcoin meet up.
It's his Crypto-night.
How can you tell who owns bitcoin at a party?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Why did the nocoiner avoid Bitcoin?
Cause he’s a retard.
Son: Hey dad, can I borrow ten dollars in Bitcoin?
Dad: Twenty dollars and thirteen cents? Why in God's name do you need to borrow nine dollars and sixty-seven cents?
Bitcoin has brought my family closer together over the years … we live in 1-bedroom now.
What's a bitcoiner's favorite fruit?
Orange
What's a bitcoiner's favorite scary movie?
Scare City
I don't own a lot of Bitcoin, just a little bip.
Craig wright.
That's just cruel!
But he IS a fucking joke.
I was going to tell a fiat joke instead, but it's already worthless.
Wherever you find four bitcoiners, you'll find a fifth.
Bitcoiner's breakfast menu:
Private key lime pie yoghurt
Hash rate browns
Cold storage brewed coffee
An orange
Stay humble and stack of pancakes
3 coins get into a bar fight, Bitcoin, Ethereum, and xmr. Bitcoin easily won because of it's decentralized nature; it wasn't even there.
Knock knock
Who's there
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say crypto
Q: What is a bitcoiner's favourite car brand?
A: Fiat
Least favorite
What day of the week do we feel most decentralized?
SAT-urday!!
Price always pumps on Moonday.
Why do all musicians love bitcoin? Because it's sound money.
I can't zap you!
ChatGPT ?
Why did the Bitcoiner break up with his bank?
Because Lightning struck — and the relationship just couldn’t settle fast enough.
Your post is in itself a joke: you want us to write the jokes for you.
Lazy bastard...
Multisig hive mind for the win.
Send me 1 bitcoin joke and I'll send you 2 back
In questionable taste, given the generally wholesome nature of dad jokes, and no doubt technically inaccurate, but here goes.
Why did the pervert make a hash of things? He was looking for minors, but ended up with a load of nonces.
I've got 21 million problems but the Bitc(oin) ain't one.
My wife said I never listen anymore. I told her I stopped hearing noise after I found signal in the timechain.
Why don’t Bitcoins ever get lost? They always follow the block-chain home!
Can you get this round? I left my wallet buried at an undisclosed location.
I ran out of gas driving to buy more Bitcoin. Now, it’s truly a gas-less transaction.
Why did the dad start mining Bitcoin?
Because he heard it was the best way to make “cents” out of the blockchain!
a bitcoiner walks into a bar and orders a martini. the bartender says "shaken?" to which the bitcoiner says "no... stir."
Wife: I checked our bank account and the balance is ZERO?! Didn’t you say say sold our Fiat?
Maxi Husband: No, that Fiat is still in the garage.
Chuck Norris just spent the 21,000,001st bitcoin
Ahh good ol times..I miss the Chuck Norris jokes 😄
- How far is Bitcoin from worldwide adoption?
- Just a few blocks away! 😎
There were two types of money...
How do you call a semi Bitcoin celebrity?
“A kind of a miner celebrity.”
How do you comfort a friend who lost money on Bitcoin?
You just say, “HODL me.”
How does Satoshi Nakamoto stay in shape?
Lots of proof-of-work outs.
told my wife I put all our savings in Bitcoin. She said “thats not funny”
I said “dont worry, it’ll eventually make cents”
What is tiny and can't stand up?
A sat
Core blimey
this is knots
What is loud, always hot, every day hooked to the internet and does nothing more than hanging and guessing?
A miner
Why don't node runner run?
Are they afraid of lightning?
A nerd minor doesn't have much brains.
Crazy. Software in a hardware wallet that's not hot but called cold storage.
Q: What do #Bitcoin /#BTC dads eat for breakfast? 💁♂️
A: Hash browns, obviously. 😏
That's all I got, lol. 🤙
*goes to #Bitcoin / #BTC house for dinner*
The Dad:
"I'd offer you a seat, but we just sold all our chairs & before you even ask about the chicken, there is no second breast." 😏
Dad: Hows Bitcoin?
U: It's going up.
Dad: SELL!!!
