The Adventures Of Woke Cat
"Damn, I missed."
"Serves you right for trying to catch birds in current year. You lot are gonna drive them extinct."
"That's propaganda, we'll never run out of robins."
"That's denialism. Bird species are going extinct at unprecedented rates due to cat activity."
"Well, it's survival of the fittest. Not my fault if we're ahead in the evolutionary arms race."
"I know we naturally evolved to catch birds, but you don't have to just eat whatever your ancestors did. We live in modern society with grocery stores and all that."
"Oh, so I'm messing up nature by following my natural instincts? I guess I should just be locked up inside, and only cats like you should be outdoor cats, right, fascist?"
"That's not what I'm saying, and we're never going to break the control mechanisms that create indoor cats if you just keep trying to shift responsibility for your choices. The people in charge didn't end up in that position by refusing to learn anything."
"Whatever, not my problem."
Woke cat shakes his head as the other cat walks away
