When I was like 13 or 14
I had a 9 year old lil brother….
Told him I got him a Christmas present and he was soooo excited….
I found a really nice cardboard box, dropped sbout a foot long turd in thst bad boy, used up like a whole roll of packing tape , wrapped it with bows and ribbons 🎀. And put it under the tree Christmas morning
It started stinking up the whole room especially when he started to open it, so I had to pretend like I kept on farting.