New vlog in the works. Special guest appearance by Dr. Jordan Peterson lol π
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What even is a problem tho?
lol
You can just exfoliate your penis.
Can never tell if the things Peterson says are left curveβ¦or if Iβm just too left curve to see that theyβre right curve π€
Ten cuidado y conduce con precauciΓ³n π
You can just loofah your penis.
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Awesome Canadian accent.
I thought it was very accurate lol
My rabbi exfoliated my penis with his mouth during circumcision. It is a ritual called brit milah.


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Just circumcise your penis. It is a judeo Christian principle and shows your devotion to god
ππππ dead
I did not have βexfoliate your penisβ in my bingo board for 2025
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Leave it to #JBP. ππ
Heβs not wrong, heβs just so bombastic and easy to make fun of.
My favorite quoteβ¦
(At heart, Iβm still a nihilistic death metal punk, but God is life beautiful)
#GM ya heathens!! ππΌπ€πΌπ§‘
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Washed and rinse π«‘
Elite impersonation
Have you exfoliated your penis anon?
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Keeping that thang smooth
Β«Ight imma hit the shower thenΒ»
-spongebob
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View quoted note βFinally some worthwhile penis content
Whereβs 12 rules for penis exfoliation?
Nietzsche? Jung, blood.
Look I'm not saying make your bed is bad advice, but washing your penis is definitely better advice. Imagine going through life with a dirty d***. Could not be me. Appreciate the reminder to wash your penisπ«‘
I got some leaked footage.
This shoukd be interesting
HODL, please vibe code a penis washing reminder app for nostr
This clip has a @Noshole vibe

