Christmas is canceled for ~98.3% of Americans.
Santa ain’t showing up this year for most children.
SAD CHRISTMAS, be happy to get coal to warm your house!
Americans bread lines are the latest Christmas gift, no iPhone, no Roblox, no V-Bucks, no skibidi 67 labubu.
Donald Trump did WHAT THE WOKIES COULDN’T and CANCELED CHRISTMAS, Jesus, and Santa!