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The gulf air hangs wet as a towel.

Dylan Sloane sits at his kitchen table. One lamp. One laptop. The fan ticks overhead like a slow metronome. Numbers crawl across the screen. Pressure. Fuel flow. Market fear. He sees the shape before it has a name. A pale swirl off Africa. Eighteen percent. Enough.

He opens Nostr.

“Low chance. High cost. Prep while the shelves are full.”

Send. A faint blue blink. Nothing else.

Morning. The city is bright and loud. Trucks roll kegs to the pier. A radio coughs beach music. Coworkers slap his back.

“You coming to the cookout?”

“Sure,” he says.

He brings chips, watches clouds pile in the west. The weatherman laughs from a bar-top TV.

“Just a wobble out there. No reason to lose sleep.”

The crowd cheers and drinks.

Night. His only mentor is ink. His mother’s hand in a battered ledger.

“Prepare for probability, not comfort.”

He touches the words. Then he moves.

Eleven days to landfall. Dawn like steel. He books a mountain cabin on a travel site that takes Bitcoin. Twelve thousand sats. Locks the door. Tapes a note.

“Back soon. Trust math.”

Highway north. Palms give to pine. He does not look back.

The city keeps living. Gas station at Ninth and Harbor. Cars lash around the block. A pickup cuts the line. A sedan driver steps out, AR-15 low at his hip. No shots. Everyone stares. They keep pumping.

Noon. Hardware Mart. Two men clutch the last plywood sheet like a shared corpse. The price board jumps from twenty-four to seventy-five. A clerk shrugs and rings them up.

Grocery aisle. Empty glare of metal shelves. A teenager lifts a gallon jug, opens a phone app.

“Forty bucks. Take it or leave it.”

It sells in seconds.

Dylan in the cabin notes only timestamps. Coffee goes cold.

Messages from Mia the nurse.

“ER filling with panic attacks, not injuries. Your chart nailed it.”

A skull emoji. The joke won’t laugh.

The storm weakens. Four to three. Three to two. Anchor Sunny Dale leans into the lens.

“Historic. Unprecedented. Stay tuned.”

Fear sells more minutes than wind.

Curfew at nine before the first rain. Store owners sit on roofs with shotguns. Rumor runs faster than clouds.

Twelve hours out. Someone hot-wires a transformer. It blooms white then black. Half the grid dies. Pharmacy doors buckle.

“Wind forty. People one hundred,” Mia types, then silence.

Noon next day. The hurricane limps ashore at seventy-five miles an hour. Shingles skitter. Palms bend and spring back. Police haul men in cuffs. Assault over gas. A stabbing over an empty can.

Dylan closes the laptop. Hazard times reaction equals wreckage.

Two days later he drives south with diesel and filters rattling in the trunk.

City at sunset. Storefront glass spider-webbed. Gas pumps patched with tape. A billboard leans where a truck hit it when lights were out.

Block party in the cul-de-sac. “CAT-1 CHAMPS” sprayed across plywood. Music thumps from a generator.

“Welcome back, Mountain Man!”

Smoke drifts under boarded windows.

“It wasn’t the wind,” Dylan begins. “It was us—”

Laughter cuts him off.

“Gas was crazy, man. You shoulda seen it.”

“Brother-in-law pulled a Glock ‘cause some clown took the pump.”

“Could’ve been you, huh?”

Rick flips a steak, grease on his grin.

“Bought a condo Monday, under contract Friday. Twenty percent pop. Easy.”

“Whole damn coast is gold.”

Dylan sets his pack down. Inside: a printed plan for pooled supplies, first-aid drills, a hardware wallet for emergencies. He studies their faces, lit blue by the driveway TV. They’ve already moved on.

He slides the packet shut.

Phone vibrates. Mortgage-delinquency spike. Another ping—rate hike rumor by dawn. He checks one more chart: home price in sats. A single line sinks red. 0.10 BTC now buys a three-bed house.

The grill flares. Cheers rise. He lifts a bottle. Glass taps glass.

Upstairs, air smells of dust. He powers the laptop. Columns, ratios, stress curves. A new filename: HOUSING-EXIT-PATH. Saved to cold storage.

Outside, spent fireworks crack against plywood. A windless night. No clouds. No lesson kept.

He packs a second bag—maps, hard drive, a list of counties where prices tilt down. Locks the door. Waits for dawn.

The next storm will carry no rain.