Everyone should have two or three Icebreaker jokes for any occasion. Which are essentially kid’s jokes. But always avoid puns (excepting the jk rolling joke below). And 97% of kid’s jokes are just puns, the lowest form of humour. It’s a valuable social skill in new and uncomfortable situations.

Icebreaker jokes for any occasion: (I love this one because it was a racist joke from Hustler magazine that I always remembered but could never tell, then I decided to to redeem it.) A Second-Grader walks into the Library, she has a parrot on her head. The Librarian says “Where did you get that?” The Parrot says “Bwwaakk…outside on the playground. There’s lots of them.”

Icebreaker jokes for any occasion: My grandma went to the bank today to check her balance. The teller pushed her over.

Icebreaker jokes for any occasion: How does Harry Potter go downhill? Walking. jk rolling.

Volume is the prime indicator. And it’s meh. So either this sell-off is fake Bitcoin, or it’s only just begun to plummet. This smells, to me, like a winnowing of the chaff. A shot over the bow for Fiat “Wall St” finance. We’ll see when they begin to bring out the body bags.

There are 3 Questions now. 1) Does the World not want Bitcoin that much? 2) Is Bitcoin forecasting something bad about to happen? 3) Are money managers such a circle-jerk of fiat retardation that they can’t separate good assets from bad? Your guess is as good as mining right now.