Rupert Lowe MP
I'm sure tens of millions of working Brits waking up to the news that their wages could soon be funding the TV licences for benefit claimants will be absolutely overjoyed. What a brilliant start to our Wednesdays.
Packed lunches not done, children not ready, house not clean. Straight off to work, then rushing around in the evening after the children.
But fear not, working Brits.
The indolent are provided for, and really that's all that matters. Lazy foreigners ARE included, do not worry.
I hope that gives you comfort walking to school in the pissing rain.
We are all not put on this planet to care for our children, but to ensure that the lazy can consume daytime television at no extra cost.
This thought should keep us all motivated during those challenging periods at work.
Labour IS making the country a better place. For the indolent, for the foreigners, for the criminals.
We should all be eternally grateful.
So, please remember who you are working for.
The Somalian family with six children, who can now claim thousands and thousands more pounds in benefits. I hope that provides you a warm feeling. It certainly does me.
And don't dare complain, or you'll be getting a knock at the door from the cops for some hate crime or another.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Britain is BUGGERED.
