Your web browser is just a browser. Mine is a whole ass operating system.

Sparking Zero so misunderstood the design of the previous entry that it's actually better to play at 40 fps than it is 60 because the gaps from frame to frame help pace your reflexes. The old games matched the visuals and the timing of the animations to signal what combos were possible. Zero imitated those old animations, but didn't concern themselves with the timing so if you want to strategize you have to burn each individual character into your muscle memory to a ridiculous degree bc they all have different timings that aren't properly signified visually. Some of the unique specialist moves are copied from the older game, but clearly misunderstood, vanishing dashes, for example, consume a ton of energy, make you difficult to hit, and make you move quickly. The point is you trade you offensive power for a few seconds of near invincibility and speed. If you know how to time it, it's great to strategize around. The reboot includes those vanishing dashes, but without the speed or flexibility, so it's reduced to a flashy useless move. The animations for follow-ups to it are there, but bc the timing is screwed up, it can't actually connect. It's so damn sloppy under the hood.

My favorite part of God's Not Dead is when Professor Asshole randomly gets hit by a car and renounces his Atheism right before dying, for no reason in particular. The script is like one of those tweets where someone tells a fake story about owning some guy in an argument, but afterwards that guy trips and falls down some stairs and his pants fall off and everyone laughs at his tiny penis and he goes "truly, I have been undone by my own foolish hubris. You have won."

Modern devs make their games so ugly and they still run like shit bc they render a ton of textures and effects that no one wants or likes. So bootleg modders can just re-shade old shit, often keeping the same engine, and it looks just as good, sometimes better. RE:

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I love when official sequels/remakes of old games are worse than when fans ... - Post by @ubernigga

I love when official sequels/remakes of old games are worse than when fans ... - Post by @ubernigga

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I love when official sequels/remakes of old games are worse than fans who do the same thing by modding the old one

Its pretty funny that I've made a lot of money off btc yet never feel the need to talk about it meanwhile the world's worst gamblers never stfu about how amazing btc is

I am one race but I also identify as every nationality. You've never met anyone like me

The government can spy on me and know everything about me but not my oomfs