i really died in my own cringe. View quoted note →

somehow i am proud that i made a gopher server that looked like this View quoted note →

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today i wanna feel embarrased on myself with the following action: reading the text & messages that i write from years ago:shy:

(give a gesture for a handshake to the girl) girl: (?) girl: (handshake) me: congrats, you got KACANG-ed (ignored) for ****30000 YEARS**** the entire food stall: (BURST TO LAUGH) girl: HAAAAHHHHHH!!?????

i literally told the girl "but that guy is more handsome than me, why looking to talk to me??" and they literally "you are the most precious donut that we never expected to have in this boring ass world"

i am not exaggerating.

boy, am just decided to "not date with girls" when i was a high school because i have seen it all but then life ended up backflip the whole script as if it knows that life would be SOOOOOO boring without that random chaos

apparently, the high school me often gets targeted by girls. why? > "u weird" so i said "i will eat ur head" they never looked back. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . except the next day they came back and ask me to go to their toilet with them wtf

France nostr users seems invested in catgirls.